This post will be about things you do NOT hear in a Christian, private school teacher’s gathering at a local Mexican joint. If you are unfamiliar with ANY of these words/acronyms, do not look it up.
“Netflix and chill.”
Sangria
Horny
MILF
GILF
f*ck
sh*t
crazy bat sh!t mommas
Carlos’ hoe (granted, it was a garden ho. I mean, hoe.)
how many glasses of wine is really enough
the adequacy/inadequacy of a black box for wine
It was new teacher hang out in the valley and it was Mejichaaaano (as someone said) night. Most people didn’t drink, but when they did, they took the principal’s offer to share an embarrassing moment in their early years of teaching (or their first year.)
I now know how to say “horny” in American Sign Language.
And that the administrator of schools, when reading about Carlos taking his ho out of the shed, really doesn’t want the state standards to be aligned with what he does with her/it afterwards.
Detritus: The Sloughing Away of My Sanity 